A Gif of that blue painters tape being peeled off, revealing that the none of the wall color has bled onto the cornice
An entire website devoted to streak-free mirrors
An 800 number which plays the sound of a squeegee eliminating buildup from the inside of a glass shower door
A Glf of someone accidentally spilling Cheerios onto the floor and then vacuuming up every last Cheerio with a Dustbuster, including the three Cheerios under the refrigerator
A silent documentary set entirely in the factory where they make Bounty paper towels
A Glf of someone almost setting a glass of red wine onto a white marble countertop and at the last second deciding not to
A session with a prostitute who would meticulously break down cardboard boxes, stack them, securely tie the stacks with twine, and then neatly set the stacks out in the appropriate area on the appropriate recycling day
A snuff film in which an enormous industrial vacuum sucks up a human being as they’re eating a full meal on a subway or inside a movie theater
