“My daughter is NOT having a baby. We stopped THAT in its tracks.”
“So now we’re not allowed to torture people, even terrorists? ‘Cause I got no problem with that, whatyacallit, waterboardering. I mean, if somebody kills 3000 people, what’re we supposed to do? Give ’em CAKE? If you’re a terrorist that’s what you’re gonna get? CAKE?”
“This Christmas I bought myself a watch. I coulda spent the extra money on my kids but I just thought, fuck it.”