Because the reading of my play yesterday went well I’m in the holiday spirit.
This is what I’ve done to my fingernails:
I’ve also created a punchbowl that looks as if it’s having a lobotomy,
and I didn’t forget my refrigerator:
Here’s the results of a jolly Xmas lynch mob:
This is how they celebrate Christmas at Pottery Barn.
It’s called “If Santa Had Taste”:
This is what happens when you Google
Disgusting Christmas Ornaments. It’s called
“Toothy Sack ‘O Flesh”:
These are ornaments shaped like silvery hand grenades,
for all the tiny terrorists on your list:
This final image truly reflects the spirit of
the holidays, in a Disney Nativity. It also shows
what would happen if Mickey and Minnie had a child:
As we should all remember to say to non-Christians, happy holidays!
And as we should say to atheists, happy Wednesday!
