“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

February 22, 2014

Disney Princess

Here’s the video of the hit song Let It Go, from Disney’s Frozen, which has now grossed
almost one billion dollars. Idina Menzel provides the voice of
Elsa, the princess who’s tormented by her ability to create a CGI winter palace.
I find this song both thrilling and disturbing,
especially towards the end, when Elsa’s gown morphs
into something skin-tight and sparkling, and she
swivels towards the camera like an unholy combination
of Barbie, a brilliant drag queen and a Vegas showgirl:

Here is actress, model, Bond girl and Playboy centerfold Denise Richards.
In her Bond movie Denise played physicist Christmas Jones.
Denise is currently appearing on ABC’s Twisted,
as the anguished mother of a teen suspected
of murder:


I think that Denise looks like a Disney princess
after a few bad marriages, maybe a little too much
botox and way too much spray tan. I like Denise, because she
was married to and divorced from Charlie Sheen, and then
she volunteered to raise Charlie’s kids from a later
marriage, after those kids’ mother went into rehab. Denise
has appeared on Dancing With The Stars, in a Madea movie
and on her own reality show. Denise
knows things that a Disney princess could never dream of.