“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

April 3, 2015

Fifty Shades of Peeps

Because it’s that time of year, let’s start with images of some of the world’s largest chocolate bunnies. This first photo is a bit creepy, because the little boy is obviously grieving:huge-chocolate-easter-bunny-by-johnkoetsier


A more approachable Jeff Koons sculpture:


The bunny as sphinx. Its secret? It’s just eaten one of the employees.


Let’s move on to the glorious pastel world of Peeps:

Can you spot Justice Scalia?


This final image actually sickens me, because, given my sweet tooth, it’s pretty much a self-portrait: