“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

April 20, 2015

Further Proof of Climate Change

climate-changeWhen I left my apartment this morning to go to the gym, it was raining. So I didn’t go.

In a brief video clip from an outdoor rally, Marco Rubio’s hair appeared to move.

All of the children who spent the long winter cooped up inside, shrieking, can now enjoy the city’s many playgrounds. And then they can come home and shriek about how much fun they had.

Due to the slightest hints of Spring, various young women are now wearing mini-skirts, platform sandals, tank tops and little shrunken cardigans. And when it rains they’re attempting to cover themselves with microscopic $4.99 folding umbrellas.

Could the drought in California be the result of too many residents watering down their screenplays to please a mass audience?