Homicide is where mild daily irritation meets opportunity.
When dogs vomit, they look sheepish and abashed. When cats vomit, they look proud.
The shockingly wasteful overuse of paper towels is one of life’s greatest pleasures.
Able-bodied people who live on the second floor and still use the elevator are morally unreachable.
25% off does not count as a sale. It’s more of a nod.
ISIS sounds like a budget aftershave, for men who wear black bikini briefs.
There seem to be many kinds of double strollers, presumably for twins. In one design, the twins are stacked vertically, as if one twin deserves the penthouse. In the horizontal option, the twins are lined up, as if the first twin is either superior, or the shield. In the terrifying photo above, the twins face one another, at varying heights, as a constant reminder of the pecking order. In any of these cases, the psychological trauma is profound. But happily, all twins are already doomed.
