This may be my favorite thing ever.
It’s sort of Brokeback Mountain by Mattel.
I especially like that because they’re the same size,
Allen can wear all of Ken’s outfits.
I think that after Jan Brewer saw this video,
she knew that equality was the only way to go.
I’d like to think that Allen and Ken are
now happily married and living in Fort Lauderdale,
and that Barbie and Midge run a gallery together
in Santa Fe. Skipper is in prison, after another DUI.