“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

February 27, 2014

Ken’s Buddy

This may be my favorite thing ever.
It’s sort of Brokeback Mountain by Mattel.

I especially like that because they’re the same size,
Allen can wear all of Ken’s outfits.

I think that after Jan Brewer saw this video,
she knew that equality was the only way to go.

I’d like to think that Allen and Ken are
now happily married and living in Fort Lauderdale,
and that Barbie and Midge run a gallery together
in Santa Fe. Skipper is in prison, after another DUI.