Watching all of the Republican presidential hopefuls battle it out – they’re starting to resemble especially befuddled farm animals, bleating and snuffling.
Helpful online salespeople, who answer questions quickly, process refunds and somehow exhibit a sense of humor.
The HBO show Getting On, especially when Laurie Metcalf is discussing fecal incontinence.
Heated mattress pads. Which do not cause fecal incontinence.
Wondering why I always picture bitcoins as an imported sugary treat from, say, Luxembourg.
And you can never have too much Taraji P. Henson, especially in coordinated leopardskin: