“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

February 3, 2014

Surreal Estate

Whenever I see a truly spectacular building, I immediately think of it as a possible home, and I
start to plan where I’d put the couch and my desk and the kitchen. I would close the building to
tourists, because it would become my condo. Here are a few of my favorites:

This is the Jefferson Market Courthouse, on Sixth Avenue in the West Village. It was once
attached to a womens prison, where the prisoners would hang out the windows and yell at
passersby.
The prison was torn down and the land turned into a park, and the courthouse itself is
now a public library. Gothic Revival is my favorite form of architecture, because it’s both
serious and whimsical.

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This is one of the lions which guard the 42nd Street Library, which would be an ideal home,
because of its grand design and because it’s so perfectly located,
near shopping and the theater district.

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Here’s the main reading room, which is memorably featured in the
movie of Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s is the best kind
of romantic fantasy because it stars
Audrey Hepburn as the world’s most
elegant quasi-call girl, and a young
George Peppard as the best-looking
short story writer ever.

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The photo above is of the House of Lords in
London. I call it cosy, and I wouldn’t
change a thing.

The last photo is from St. Peter’s in
Rome. I’d keep my bed centrally located,
so I could see everything. And I might
add a mini-fridge.

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