“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

June 7, 2014

What A Feeling

Here’s Sister Cristina, the young nun, in the performance for which she won Italy’s version of
The Voice:

It’s time for Cristina to become BFFs with Taylor Swift and Lorde, and to post selfies of
the three of them sharing cannoli and praying. Then I want Cristina to appear in a remake
of Flashdance, where she plays a determined girl who’s a nun by day and a stripper by
night. In the movie’s climax, she could take her final vows by dancing through the abbey
in a modest leotard.