Here’s Sister Cristina, the young nun, in the performance for which she won Italy’s version of
It’s time for Cristina to become BFFs with Taylor Swift and Lorde, and to post selfies of
the three of them sharing cannoli and praying. Then I want Cristina to appear in a remake
of Flashdance, where she plays a determined girl who’s a nun by day and a stripper by
night. In the movie’s climax, she could take her final vows by dancing through the abbey
in a modest leotard.