Here’s Sister Cristina, the young nun, in the performance for which she won Italy’s version of
The Voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LySWnuC5dY
It’s time for Cristina to become BFFs with Taylor Swift and Lorde, and to post selfies of
the three of them sharing cannoli and praying. Then I want Cristina to appear in a remake
of Flashdance, where she plays a determined girl who’s a nun by day and a stripper by
night. In the movie’s climax, she could take her final vows by dancing through the abbey
in a modest leotard.
