“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

May 5, 2015

What the Internet Means to Me

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jennifer_lopez_met_galaPeople arguing passionately over whether Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez or Beyonce unveiled the best butt at the Met Ball.

People arguing passionately over the Pen Award to the staff of Charlie Hebdo, and whether the award is Islamophobic.

People arguing passionately over whether LA is the new Brooklyn.

People arguing passionately over whether Baltimore is the new Detroit.

People arguing passionately over whether the use of military drones represents the most cowardly immorality.

People arguing passionately over when Amazon will be able to use drones to deliver cosmetics and 12-packs of paper towels.

People arguing passionately over whether the new Adam Sandler movie insults Native Americans.

People arguing passionately over whether Rhianna’s yellow gown insults China, and resembles an omlette.
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