The ability to re-open subway doors, with my mind.
The ability to remember that George Pataki is still a possible presidential candidate.
The ability to fly, in business class.
The ability to always get a window seat, in any vehicle, and to repel strangers from sitting next to me.
The ability to eat the pillow-size bags of trail mix, without gaining weight or getting stomach cramps.
The ability to finish reading, and understand, any article on the Greek financial crisis.
The ability to believably pretend to listen.
