Both Josh Duggar and Sam Rader, a creep with a Christian vlog, have been caught with accounts on Ashley Madison, the website designed to promote extra-marital affairs. Both Josh and Sam have manfully admitted their transgressions, claimed that everyone’s a sinner, and they’ve asked the Lord’s forgiveness. The wives of both of these men have reportedly forgiven them. Here’s my question: what wouldn’t these decent Christian ladies forgive?
If their husbands cheated with women from a Jewish website called Rachel Melissa.
If their husbands publicly stated, “I hate my wife’s bangs.”
If their husbands cheated with men from a gay website called Chad Brice.
If their husbands publicly stated, “I love online porn much more than my wife’s mac and cheese.”
If their husbands not only cheated, but forgot to walk the dog and the dog peed on the wife’s favorite ribbed, slimming polyester cardigan, the one she likes to wear in the videos where the couple talks about how gay marriage threatens their freedom of religion.
If the wife suddenly realized why their 15th baby was named Ashley Madison.
