Halloween will be here any minute, and I’ve always been fascinated by the costumes available at KMart. Even though most of these costumes are intended for children, they’re always called things like Sexy Witch, Sexy Nurse, Sexy Pirate Wench and Sexy Cop. Why not Sexy Secretary of State, Sexy Marine Biologist or Sexy Booker Prize Winning Novelist?
There are plenty of couples costumes out there, and I’m not sure if this is offensive or imaginative or both:
This is upsetting, but I’m not sure why. Just be grateful that I wasn’t able to upload the extremely graphic costume of an agonized pumpkin giving birth to a smaller pumpkin:
This is almost lyrical. Almost:
This is brilliant:
This claims to be from Martha Stewart – I’m not kidding. Because doesn’t every infant dream of becoming an entree?
I lied:
