While thanks to the hideously discriminatory practices of the Russian government, the Sochi Olympics feel sour and blighted, here’s a look on the brighter side, by which I mean the outfits. This first look feels as if it’s a gay rights protest, but I suspect it’s not:
Here are some of those All-American Ralph Lauren cardigans, which seem like a strange drug reaction:
I didn’t know that the Osmond Brothers were competing:
These Russian guys look like they’re representing a beauty salon bowling league from Queens:
I think it’s called Apres-ski in Aspen, where these coats would be accessorized with oversize sunglasses, shopping bags, cocaine and a private jet:
I believe this is from an earlier Olympics, when the games were less fraught. Or these might be marionettes:
