“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

September 6, 2014

The Semiotics of Leopardskin

02-09-2014_-nhch_strablerjacket_brownleop_1_002This is a jacket which deserves a doctoral thesis. It’s made by Carhartt, a company known for manufacturing hardcore work clothes. Carhartt pants and jackets are most often stiff, boxy and durable; construction workers and farmers traditionally wear Carhartt. But now, in collaboration with Neighborhood, a Japanese company, Carhartt has produced a leopardskin-patterned mototorcycle jacket, with all sorts of inexplicable zippers and a nice, big, centrally located logo. This jacket is something Cher might toss on, if she was performing on an oil rig, or inside a cement mixer. If a welder was wearing this jacket, he’d also need capri pants. Here are some other thoughts on this enduring design motif:

Leopardskin even looks garish and sexy on leopards.

If you’re going to wear a sheer blouse, or white pants, you need leopardskin underwear, in order to tell people, “Yes, I know that you can see my underwear. That’s the idea.”

An actual leopardskin coat would seem both gorgeous and truly evil. Satan wears real leopardskin.

Leopardskin goes with the following: black, hot pink and zebra, and if you’re brave, all three. And if you’re extra brave, factor in some camoflauge print in an unlikely neon color.

Nobody ever accidentally wears, or even tries on, leopardskin. By wearing leopardskin you’re announcing, “Yes, you can call me Dagmar or Yolanda or Aunt Yetta. Especially if my shoes, leggings and eyeglass frames are also leopardskin.”

A faux leopardskin throw or faux leopardskin wall-to-wall carpeting are handy ways of informing visitors, “Of course I wish I lived in a nail salon. Don’t you?”

In the jungle, when a leopard slinks by, a lioness will always tell her lion, “Stop staring!”

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