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–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

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–Associated Press

July 14, 2014

Up Your Alley

I have a Shouts&Murmurs piece in this week’s New Yorker, which deals with the Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision, and its impact on the crafting community.

In honor of Hobby Lobby, today I’d like to share some images of one of my favorite crafting subsets: bowling pin transformations. When I was a Cub Scout, I was assigned to paint a bowling pin to look like a uniformed Cub Scout, with a yellow crepe paper neckerchief (sadly, no image of my handiwork exists.) While I loved my bowling pin, even as a child I found the idea disturbing, because aren’t bowling pins designed to be knocked down?

As you can see, savvy crafters have created bowling pin cats, bumblebees and poodles. Bowling pins wearing little hats and scarves is a popular motif, which makes me wonder: do bowling pins get chilly?

And don’t the ghost bowling pins remind you of Edvard Munch’s The Scream? If Munch had worked with bowling pins?

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