“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

July 3, 2014

We Love Betty

A recent article in the NY Times Business section announced that, “Promotions for Lucky Charms, and another General Mills brand, Betty Crocker, have been directed at consumers who are gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender.”

Here’s a look at the Betty Crocker timeline over the years:

th_338

th_185

Betty has clearly been transitioning, and is now an ideal transgendered spokesperson. For her new ad campaign, I propose this tag-line: “Born delicious.”

The Lucky Charms leprachaun is obviously a gleeful, out gay man, and if he gets his own feature film, titled “Lucky Charmer”, I’d like to propose the gifted Chris Colfer.

th_030th_030

There are many happily out LGBT product logos, including Mr. Peanut and his partner Benson:

th_022

And of course, we’ve all known for years about the devoted relationship between Mrs. Paul and Mrs. Butterworth. There have been corporate denials, but have we ever seen a Mr. Paul or a Mr. Butterworth?

Blognick