That when classical pianists play solo pieces, even if they claim that the piece is by Bach or Debussy, they’re just playing random notes
That whenever a star like Jennifer Lopez or Mariah Carey is photographed with their young children, somewhere Joan Crawford is smiling
That after Mitt Romney decided not to run for President again, he did something depraved, like drinking a sugary soft drink
That no one really needs a pitbull
That dodging black ice and bottomless puddles of slush counts as an aerobic workout
That while Uber is clearly an idea whose time has come, it’s still a creepy form of dating
