“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

February 3, 2015

I Believe

spirituality11That when classical pianists play solo pieces, even if they claim that the piece is by Bach or Debussy, they’re just playing random notes

That whenever a star like Jennifer Lopez or Mariah Carey is photographed  with their young children, somewhere Joan Crawford is smiling

That after Mitt Romney decided not to run for President again, he did something depraved, like drinking a sugary soft drink

That no one really needs a pitbull

That dodging black ice and bottomless puddles of slush counts as an aerobic workout

That while Uber is clearly an idea whose time has come, it’s still a creepy form of dating