1. “Everyone looks great in tight white shorts.”
2. “There’s no wrong way to rock a tube top.”
3. “Nothing says ‘I care about my personal hygiene’ like wearing flip-flops on the subway.”
4. “Deodorant is for losers.”
5. “Everyone needs to carry at least five shoulder bags and totes at the same time, and one of them should hold something mysterious which squirms.”
