“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

July 26, 2015

Five Things Coco Chanel Never Said

Coco-chanel1. “Everyone looks great in tight white shorts.”

2. “There’s no wrong way to rock a tube top.”

3. “Nothing says ‘I care about my personal hygiene’ like wearing flip-flops on the subway.”

4. “Deodorant is for losers.”

5. “Everyone needs to carry at least five shoulder bags and totes at the same time, and one of them should hold something mysterious which squirms.”