When I left my apartment this morning to go to the gym, it was raining. So I didn’t go.
In a brief video clip from an outdoor rally, Marco Rubio’s hair appeared to move.
All of the children who spent the long winter cooped up inside, shrieking, can now enjoy the city’s many playgrounds. And then they can come home and shriek about how much fun they had.
Due to the slightest hints of Spring, various young women are now wearing mini-skirts, platform sandals, tank tops and little shrunken cardigans. And when it rains they’re attempting to cover themselves with microscopic $4.99 folding umbrellas.
Could the drought in California be the result of too many residents watering down their screenplays to please a mass audience?
