“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

September 3, 2015

God to Kim

Kentucky-clerk-Kim-Davis-contKim Davis, the Kentucky clerk who’s refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couples, claims that God has instructed her to behave this way. Here are some other things God’s whispered to Kim:

“Get married again. Fifth time’s the charm!”

“Every day is Casual Friday in Kentucky!”

“Keep saying that you don’t hate anyone. Then giggle to yourself.”

“Accept huge amounts of cash and legal advice from scary evangelical groups and individuals.Use the money to buy more barettes.”

“Think about also denying drivers licenses to gay people, because what if they drive to their demonic churches and get married?”

“Check to make sure that none of your Beanie Babies are gay. Make the gay Beanie Babies sleep outside.”