“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

June 25, 2014

It’s In There

There’s a shelf of new products which we must all be very wary of. It seems that Campbells is now offering soup made from the flesh and bones of Disney Princesses. Once the Princesses have been captured, they are fattened up and then either pureed into a tasty stock or sliced into boullion-like cubes. Children everywhere will be tempted by a can filled with the savory aroma and delectable mouth feel of Cinderella, Belle and Jasmine. There’s also a soup made from actual cars, for kids who like a grittier, motor-oil-based broth.