“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

December 30, 2014

Overheard During the Holidays

Bowl-Candle-Holder-Girls“My daughter is NOT having a baby. We stopped THAT in its tracks.”

“So now we’re not allowed to torture people, even terrorists? ‘Cause I got no problem with that, whatyacallit, waterboardering. I mean, if somebody kills 3000 people, what’re we supposed to do? Give ’em CAKE? If you’re a terrorist that’s what you’re gonna get? CAKE?”

“This Christmas I bought myself a watch. I coulda spent the extra money on my kids but I just thought, fuck it.”