“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

April 10, 2014

Politically Correct Catcalls

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Here’s what construction workers should be howling at women on the street:

“Congratulations on your Guggenheim!”

“Way to get confirmed as Chief Justice!”

“I applaud the way you and your husband share child-rearing duties!”

“I wish you were my cardiologist!”

“You make me want to vote for Hilary with my whole damn body!”

“Shake that Rhodes Scholarship!”

“I wanna do your laundry!”

“I could watch you promote other qualified women all night long!”

“You must be a CEO, because a Vice-President of Global Marketing don’t wiggle like that!”

“Oh Mama, let me touch that corner office!”

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