Getting to the store just before it closes and buying the last of whatever item you’re looking for.
Realizing that you’ve accidentally made your computer do something you have no idea how to do.
Skimming the last pages of a book you hate.
Deciding that you didn’t need to watch the Republican debate, and you don’t need to read any of the recaps. Were there ever going to be any surprises?
Knowing that since you haven’t showered, it’s fine to wear a less-than-clean shirt. In other words, fully accepting that you’re a slovenly pig.
Remembering that it’s Saturday, so you have an entire additional day to remain a slovenly pig.
