“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

August 8, 2015

Small Victories

Victory_Boizot_Chatelet_FountainGetting to the store just before it closes and buying the last of whatever item you’re looking for.

Realizing that you’ve accidentally made your computer do something you have no idea how to do.

Skimming the last pages of a book you hate.

Deciding that you didn’t need to watch the Republican debate, and you don’t need to read any of the recaps. Were there ever going to be any surprises?

Knowing that since you haven’t showered, it’s fine to wear a less-than-clean shirt. In other words, fully accepting that you’re a slovenly pig.

Remembering that it’s Saturday, so you have an entire additional day to remain a slovenly pig.