“Gleefully wacky and irreverent.”

–The New York Times

“Line by line, Mr. Rudnick may be the funniest writer for the stage in the United States today.”

–The New York Times

“Deeply funny musings and adventures elevate Paul Rudnick to the highest level of American comedy writing.”

–Steve Martin

“One of the funniest quip-meisters on the planet.”

–The New York Times

“Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.”

–David Sedaris

“Quips fall with the regularity of the autumn leaves.”

–Associated Press

January 27, 2015

The Emotional Problems of Snowpeople


Too needy.

Snowman Desktop Wallpapers and Backgrounds

Morbid snowbesity.


Snow rage, because he knows that he will never be allowed inside the house.


Disfiguring snow snot. They’re called ice boogers. Why can’t he wipe his nose with his scarf?

thLook what the steroids have done to his genitals, or maybe he’s just really cold.



Sno-dependant. And why are the snowman’s buttons on his crotch?


Where to begin?


Career angst. Olaf played a scene-stealing supporting role in the mega-hit Frozen, but where’s his nomination, or his follow-up? Will he be forced to take a series, or return to the stage? And why does he only get to play best friends?