Too needy.
Morbid snowbesity.
Snow rage, because he knows that he will never be allowed inside the house.
Disfiguring snow snot. They’re called ice boogers. Why can’t he wipe his nose with his scarf?
Look what the steroids have done to his genitals, or maybe he’s just really cold.
Sno-dependant. And why are the snowman’s buttons on his crotch?
Where to begin?
Career angst. Olaf played a scene-stealing supporting role in the mega-hit Frozen, but where’s his nomination, or his follow-up? Will he be forced to take a series, or return to the stage? And why does he only get to play best friends?
