1. “Go back to Denmark!”
2. “If you’re riding a bike, why are you still fat?” (This is especially useful when yelled at people who aren’t overweight, because it will destroy their self-esteem.)
3. “Watch out for that….oops!”
4. “Don’t worry, the law doesn’t apply to you, because you’re special! You should be in a special class!”
5. “I LOVE YOU!” (If you sound especially sincere, this will confuse the bicycle rider and make him turn around and then ride into a tree.)
6. “Cool spandex outfit! Flattering!”
7. “A Citibike! Hot!”
8. “Thank you for saving the planet! Asshole!”
9. “That guy stole my bike! Get him!”
10. “You dropped something!”
